did you know it is possible to emit radio waves or sonic waves from your body to the TV causing it to switch over? well it is possible one thing - eat cheese. cheese is the source of waves that create beams to switch TV's channels over. not only will eating lots of cheese switch the channel over, it can also cause people clothes to fall off, make tea, switch the radio on, create nuclear energy, destroy japan, cause everyone in russia to melt and change the laws of physics (side effects include heart failure, uglyness, edicted to morris dancing and being able to speak that weird clicking noise). Too much cheese may cause organs to turn inside out and make america sink. (batteries may be needed in TV and japan). want more info go to www.spleep.co.uk
